IFFy'S WRITING DISCLAIMER
“I wanted to tell stories about all the times that I’ve messed up
or done something crazy or thought something crazy.”
I wanted to admit to all these things. …
I think everybody does it, but we all try and keep ourselves composed or we worry about doing these
“insane” things or crazy choices
because we’re told there’s a certain way to do things.
That’s why I named the book
Everything Is Perfect When You’re a Liar.
Because there’s no such thing as perfection.”
- Kelly Oxford
whereas, tresj, (woeful & wannabe whiz of winning wordsmithery) known for constructing ridiculously-
long narrations and publishing of puzzling parenthetical parlance, pronounces all written content, contained herein, subject to
honest-but-welcomed criticism, thereby nullifying all standardized requisite for express consent,
in any form,
to reproduce or collect
all said content.
(out of sheer obligation and benefit to mankind)
she would in
accept the preposterous honour of participating in the world renown,
"Rockstar Writer Literary Analysis Mastermind Group"
(A university/groupon special) delivered by some known or non-known heroic demigod (she wouldn't be picky at this point) for the sole purpose of curtailing the countless oscar nominations
currently held in the
special achievement category).
now, therefore, whereas, and howbeit...
can be held on her part for the following stultiloquence:
spelljng mistakes; grammared mistakes; punctuation, mistakes; usage mistakes; misplaced & drooping modifiers mistakes; runon & on & on & on sentence mistakes (damn); sentence fraGments mistakes; sentence sidetracking mistakes; faulty parallelism mistakes; fuzzy pronoun reference mistakes; superfluous, commas, mistakes; words easily baffled mistakes; syntax & morphology (including inflections) mistakes; and sometimes also semantics and phonology mistakes.
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tresj gotta break it to ya... i for one am rather relieved stand up comedy never made it to your "Sensible Career Options" list...